The Day of Love
The Day of Love is fin'ly here,
The Day to keep your loved one near,
The Day of which meaning is clear.
Mayhaps to one who talks to girls,
And understands their want for pearls,
Not to us who give naught but perls.
Or sit at home and drink a Bawls.
Troll all the forums, posting our lols,
Then visit game stores in near malls.
For we speak a language not known,
Which makes us gods, power unknown,
And which no girl could ever pwn.
If Dollar var equals slash 0,
Then echo to std io,
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
Practiced for keyboards,
Falling Water Over Rocks,
Owns all other Forms.
The lurking admin,
Infuriated again,
I D ten T err'.