Official Collector

Post by: on June 16th, 2009 | Filed Under Interests

A *long* time ago I filed paperwork to become an official firearms collector in my state of residence. Paperwork finally came through few days back! Huzzah!

For those that aren't up with gun laws, regulated firearms can only be purchased once per 30-days. These are not the federally regulated firearms, such as short-barreled rifles, machine guns, or silencers, but the state ones, such as handguns.

Why should I (and/or you) care? Because parts of firearms that include serial numbers are treated as firearms themselves, and unless its something like a barrel that has it, are treated as handguns due to their size (under X" length). Of note here, is that AR-15 stripped lower receivers, which I'll need to purchase if I want to build another AR, are among those counted as handguns, even though they're literally a chunk of metal that could only hurt someone if you threw it at them.

I absolutely plan on building at least one more AR sometime in the (nearish, I hope) future, and when I put in the order for the lower receiver, I'll order a few, due to the time it takes to get them shipped (anywhere up to 6 months last I checked), and the fact that you never know when these guys are going to be made illegal again. As already purchased and assembled rifles will usually be grandfathered in, I want to have the serialized parts on hand.

So, in summary, I'm quite excited the paperwork finally came through, now I just have to watch my bank account to make sure I don't make too much use of this. *grin*.

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Practice Pays Off

Post by: on June 11th, 2009 | Filed Under Annoyances, Motorcycles, Qarina, Ride Reports

My last post was about getting out on a dirt bike to do stuff I felt completely uncomfortable doing, for the sake of practice. It turns out this is more important than I thought.

Last night I went to a local shop that was having a seminar on tires and chains, and it was awesome. Now, I knew as I was leaving that I'd be hitting rain, but it didn't look like it'd get terribly nasty, and, hey, I have the gear for it! When I left I packed everything up (zip-lock bags for everything I care about, rain pants on over my jeans and pads, plastic bags inside my boots) in case I hit rain before getting to the shop. Only bit that I carried with without wearing was my rain jacket as it was HOT out (in all black leather). I learned all this on my trip back from Indiana, and how important staying dry is for maintaining your concentration. The last 5 miles or so of my trip to the shop was a mad dash through the rain, rather than putting my jacket on, as I was close enough that I didn't want to stop. However, I got there almost on time, and mostly dry.

The seminar was great, I learned a ton, but some people kept asking questions, and I saw the sky outside get darker, and darker. Finally we got to the end (checking out the bikes of the few people that road) and I got mine in second. After thanking everyone for putting it on (free of charge!) I geared up to roll out.

To set the stage, it was about 9:15, pitch black, and thunder storming, but I assumed that I was good to go. I had all my gear (except for rubber kitchen gloves under my leathers, as I felt I'd be done soon enough) on and had 240 miles of rainy riding at Interstate speeds with rain gear, and forced myself to experience riding without rain gear for about 10-15 miles in pouring rain just in case. I was fairly confident that if I just stayed off the major highways I'd be fine. That little instinct probably saved me a world of hurt.

As I pulled out onto the first road I flipped my face shield down to block out the rain, and was a bit annoyed at how dirty it was. I tried to wipe it off, but it didn't help. With rain on there, and probably all the bug guts and dirt from my Indiana trip, any ambient light washed out my vision completely. Cars coming towards me rendered my vision useless. I started to experiment with opening the face shield slightly over the next mile, but I simply couldn't see any signs well enough to read them, or judge distances in the best of circumstances, and couldn't even see my speedometer in the worst.

50 miles from home, that late at night, there's not too many options. I could have stopped, tried to clean my helmet (with what?), tried to figure out how to cut down on glare from cars (it has a built in sun visor), or kept riding and opened the shield. I kept riding and opened the shield.

From my experience coming home from Rolling Thunder I knew what rain felt like on bare skin, and hard rain through leathers, but I'd yet to be smacked in the face by it at speed. Its not fun without goggles, as every time you turn your head to check a cross street, look down to check your speedometer, or look up to read a sign rain blasts into your eyes, and of course you can't close them, you're moving at speed. In addition, simply looking forwards your face is getting smacked by rain... and water at 50mph stings.

After a few miles on the outskirts of the town this shop was in, it started to really suck. The street lights started disappearing, the street moved down to one lane, and my glasses were well and truly soaking wet. My vision was maybe at 100 feet, and for pot holes and debris in the road it was literally when I hit it, I'd know. I basically picked a mini-van, and stayed behind it, following their lights into the darkness. Then we got into tree-lined on both sides, and there was no ambient light, I actually preferred this, as with no cars coming I could actually see! However, with cars coming I was again unable to see anything but the car's headlights.

Around here, sucky turned worse. My engine started sputtering when I'd idle. So the first stop light I pulled up to, I saw my RPMs start dropping, the engine coughed, and she shut off. Not this again. This happened in the rain storm after Rolling Thunder, and the only solution was to keep RPMs up around 5-7k (idle is around 2k). As I'd rev, great spouts of steam would come flying out the front of my bike like a pissed off dragon coming awake (it'd be colored red from the car tail lights in front of me). Naturally this means that to stop I couldn't clutch in, drop to first gear, and brake. I had to clutch in, set my throttle quickly to about 50% and brake (using on the front brake in the water) while holding the throttle in the same hand. Cramp Buster saved my life... maybe literally. Oh, and fun fact, if your glasses' lenses are at the temperature of air moving at 30mph, and soaking wet, what happens when you stop at a light? That's right, completely fogged up. One hand on the clutch, one on the throttle/brake... there's no way to take them off and nothing to clean them with if you could.

So the rest of the 30 miles to home is a blur of adrenaline influenced memories of lighting cracking overhead, thunder rolling by (only at stop lights, couldn't hear it as I was moving), pot holes barely avoided and not avoided, shoulders ridden on, medians missed by inches, and me screaming the Dropkick Murphies' version of Amazing Grace into the night. I had two guys try to take me out, one caught himself, the other I had time to avoid.... I'm sure he saw me, simply didn't care. Ate water from a semi cab hitting a pot hole next to me, and nearly caught a deer (it crossed in front of the car behind me).

Most terrifying ride of my life.

But... I'd experienced riding in the rain, so that didn't scare me. I'd experienced what rain feels like on bare skin, so while it stung it didn't phase me past the first 5 minutes. I'd ridding at night and in thunder storms, so those weren't the bits that bugged me. What scared me was not knowing what was more than a second in front of me for more than 90% of that ride, and knowing that if something did come up I had no escape options. Thanks to the practice I forced on myself earlier in my riding career (and someone looking out for me), this situation turned out alright. I made it home within an hour and a half, I didn't hit a single object, and I think my bike isn't very messed up. When I arrived home, I got off the bike, looked up into the sky, and pulled a Shawshank Redemption, amazed and thankful that I was home, and in one piece.

So the next time you think "Gee, I could do X, but its a little not good for it right now" ask yourself if you might ever be caught in the same situation without experiencing it. Then go out and experience it so you can have some control over the circumstances, I'm so thankful I did.

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Playing in the Dirt

Post by: on June 6th, 2009 | Filed Under Motorcycles, Ride Reports, Tina

I bought Tina a little less than a month ago, she's my Yamaha XT350 dual sport (also called an enduro) which is a dirt bike that can also be used on the street, depending on what tires you put on.I'm enjoying her aside from two small problems.

The first is she is kick start. Now, this shouldn't be a shock as she's older than I am, but its different than the electric start I'm used to. Meaning, I actually have to work. For those that have never had the honor of trying to kick start a bike, its all technique, and before you have it down, its all frustration. You sit there and crank, crank, crank, trying to figure out where top dead center is, where the start of the combustion cycle is, and how much gas to feed in.

The other issue is, well... I'm only comfortable on a nice smooth road, perfect riding conditions and not much traffic around. Which leads to at least a small bit of nervousness when you remove any of the above conditions and replace it with something a little worse. Say, rain.... or a poorly paved road... or a dirt track that's NOT a road. When I got my first bike, I had to force myself to get on it... I'd enjoy it when riding, but before hand the idea of cars around me, or learning to turn faster made me not want to ride. So to buy a dirt bike was a promise to myself to suck it up, and try more of riding that scares me.

Naturally with a bike that I have problems starting and not liking to ride on anything worse than, oh, Pennsylvania interstate roads, I decided to go hit up a local rock (too big to call them gravel) road to get some practice. That's the sane thing to do, right?

Rode down the "road" once, and found a nice paved road on the other side. Figured I might just take that road home, my practice complete. Then I realized that on the 65th anniversary of D-Day, heralding our entry into World War II, I was going to take the cheap and easy way out. After that I had a better idea, I'd ride back up the rock road, STOP (forcing myself to practice breaking on a poor surface), then turn the bike off to take pictures.

With that in mind, I rode back up the road, skirted some water, came to a stop, and flicked the kill switch. I have to say it felt good to know I wasn't going the easy way, and the silence was quite nice. I took 10 minutes to walk around, take some pictures, and enjoy the gorgeous afternoon. Finally I got back on, took a few stabs at starting the bike, got her going, and rolled on home.

Practice makes perfect, and I intend to practice as much as it takes to feel comfortable on the dirt and comfortable starting the bike, even if I'll all alone in the middle of no where.

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Evil Eval()

Post by: on June 4th, 2009 | Filed Under Annoyances, Cryptography, Linux, Stupidity

I just threw the new theme on my website and was poking around making tweaks this afternoon. I wanted slightly different colors, wanted to make the picture look cooler, maybe edit the footer to change the whole "Made by" to me, and give credit for being based on the theme I based it on. However, upon opening the footer.php, I found a very weird comment:

 
/* V8 - WARNING: This file is protected by copyright law.
To reverse engineer or decode this file is strictly prohibited. */
 

Well that's weird, because in the style.css we read:

/*The CSS, XHTML and design is released under GPL*/

(Side note, if you don't know what we mean by GPL, check out their site.)

No, they don't say PHP in there, however I read that (because 'design' is included) as "This theme is GPL'd". Poking around their website, I see no mention that you're required to keep any part of the theme the same.

If we read past the warning about reverse engineering, we see why they included it, a nasty big base64 encoded blob, then an eval command. Pastebin paste is here.

This piqued my interest, as I can think of very few legitimate reasons to do such obfuscation, or why there should be so much (footer.php is 47kb!). My initial thought was that I'd opened a backdoor into my site, with lesser thoughts to them being able to push random stuff into my footer (the last way I was infected), and finally just trying to control the links on the bottom of the page so that even if I were to edit their theme (as is my right under the GPL) I couldn't take credit for it myself, they'd always have credit for it. None of those sat right with me, so I hit up the local IRC channel, and we started puzzling.

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